Temple Enthusiasts Prints

M.D. I think of my body as a temple! I think you should decrease the building fund.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Fall in the Greek Temple

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Promised Land Signpost

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

The Missing Bell

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"The gods really love tight buns."

Vicar

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."