Temple Explorer Prints

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The joy of sects.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Terms and conditions

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."