Temple Explorer Prints

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"All the celebrities come here."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

The joy of sects.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

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