Temple Tourist T-Shirts

'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Celestial Navigation

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Fall in the Greek Temple

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Nelson.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'