Tourist In Spirit T-Shirts

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man on motorbike.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"You gotta love this city, right?"