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Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I suppose one little nibble won't hurt. Besides, it's good for tourism'

The M.C.C. Touring Side Sicily 1949 - cricket team drawing

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

Angels touring hell

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Room With A View

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'You're wearing my clothes! And I look like a dork.'

Man on motorbike.

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."