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Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I suppose one little nibble won't hurt. Besides, it's good for tourism'

The M.C.C. Touring Side Sicily 1949 - cricket team drawing

Yeah, not what I expected, either. Glass Bottom Tours.

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

Angels touring hell

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Room With A View

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'You're wearing my clothes! And I look like a dork.'

Man on motorbike.

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary