Spirited Tourist T-Shirts

Touring Holidays - On the P***

The fate of the emigrant

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Yipeee!"

Man on motorbike.

Historic and Modern Bath

"He didn't do squat for cats."

For services to Tourism. . .

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

Nights in Bath

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Woman painting a man drowning.

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Smile!"

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

The suite hereafter.

"Yes, it's that way."

'Natural bridge'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'