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Rent a Room With Hot Water

Carefree luggage.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

All we have in life is this moment...

Mad For It

'Have you been working out?'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A bit of Newlyn.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Working from OM.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

"Oh no! You, again?"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'