Traveling Soul T-Shirts

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Carefree luggage.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Cactus seats.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

All we have in life is this moment...

Mad For It

'Have you been working out?'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."