Traveling Soul Prints

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Carefree luggage.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cactus seats.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Mad For It

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"