Temple Visitor T-Shirts

Fall in the Greek Temple

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Self raising Lazarus.

Swing by won't you?

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"The gods really love tight buns."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

Rabbits: Nature's marshmallow

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

Old lady at the door

'Are you sure your soul needs this much temple?'

'Remember your blood pressure.'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Tourists in church

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.