Monastery Visitor T-Shirts

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Fall in the Greek Temple

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Self raising Lazarus.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Tourists in church

Cistercian 2000

Big Brother in Monastery.

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Bento XVI.

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Chipmonks.

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

Trappist Monkeys.

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

Pope Francis

Pope Francis