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"The soup's good. Not 'yummy' good, but enjoyed for the sake of a higher good."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

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'You must heal yourself.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'