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The Abbot scowls at me when I give the blessing. Talk about grace under pressure.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Holy monk.