Monastic Life Lovers T-Shirts

"...and I'm telling you, you're not entitled to paternity leave!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.