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'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Monk to monk: 'Can you take over? I have to tinkle.'

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Dear Diary

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Rin Tin Zen.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!