Monastic Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Dear Diary

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''