Monastic Living T-Shirts

Punk monk.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"