Monastic Living Gifts

Punk monk.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'