Monastic Lifestyle Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's okay - I'm a PUNK monk.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'