Monastic Lifestyle Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's okay - I'm a PUNK monk.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Holy monk.