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Trappist Monk Discord

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Dear Diary

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

A friar

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Holy monk.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'