Monastic Life Admirer Gifts

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Two friars ringing bells

Chipmonks.

Monk ding up his fly on his habits

"I've been waiting three years for a text message."

Cistercian 2000

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Trappist Monk Discord

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Dear Diary

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

A friar

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Knights jousting on pinatas

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.