Monastery Life Enthusiast Gifts

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'