Monastic Life Lovers Gifts

"...and I'm telling you, you're not entitled to paternity leave!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Dear Diary

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Rin Tin Zen.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"