Monastery Life Gifts

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

A friar

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'