Joining A Monastery Gifts

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Trappist Monk Discord

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Monk Prompt

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Gates of heaven

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

A frat party at an online university

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Holy monk.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Cistercian 2000