Monastery Resident Gifts

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Binary meditation.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

Have a very calm Christmas

'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'

Big Brother in Monastery.

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!