Monastery Visitor Gifts

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Fall in the Greek Temple

Dear Diary

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Self raising Lazarus.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Two friars ringing bells

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Tourists in church

Cistercian 2000

Chipmonks.

Bento XVI.

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Big Brother in Monastery.

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

Pope Francis

Monk to monk: 'Can you take over? I have to tinkle.'

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

Pope Francis

Trappist Monkeys.