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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

History of Cartooning.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Stone henge swing.

Dear Diary

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Charles I

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Knights jousting on pinatas

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Two friars ringing bells

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

'Go on then.....Rule!'