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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Stone henge swing.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Dear Diary

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Charles I

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Knights jousting on pinatas

Two friars ringing bells

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother