Monastery Mishap Admirer Mugs

Monk and Nut Cracker

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Comedy and tragedy masks

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Stone henge swing.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Dear Diary

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Tosca

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Thoughts about a comfort

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

A little green monster

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'