Monastery Mishap Admirer Mugs

Monk and Nut Cracker

Comedy and tragedy masks

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Stone henge swing.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Dear Diary

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Tosca

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

A little green monster

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Thoughts about a comfort

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

Stonehens.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'