Medical Mishap Admirer Mugs

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

Barbeque Casualty.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'I can't turn it off.'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

Sling

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Paramedic Mistakes.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

A little green monster

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Broken hospital sign.

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'