Monastery Resident Prints

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Trappist talk show.

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

Binary meditation.

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Have a very calm Christmas

'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!