Monastery Life Lover Prints

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Hillbilly.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Chipmonks.

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Cistercian 2000

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

Monk to monk: 'Can you take over? I have to tinkle.'

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

The Nutmeg-Grater

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

"We always change it when it breaks"