Joining A Monastery Mugs

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Trappist Monk Discord

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Monk Prompt

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Gates of heaven

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

A friar

A frat party at an online university

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Holy monk.