Monastic Community Member Mugs

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I'd like to fall in love, but without - you know - the icky part."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Trappist talk show.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Two friars ringing bells

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

"I hear we went platinum."