Monastic Lifestyle Fans Mugs

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Holy monk.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'