Monastic Lifestyle Mugs

"I hear we went platinum."

Cistercian 2000

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Cable Bill.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Holy monk.

Monk