Monastic Lifestyle Pillows

"I hear we went platinum."

Cistercian 2000

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Cable Bill.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"