Monastic Life Pillows

Trappist talk show.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

A friar

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'

Holy monk.

Thou Art Here.

Shoo!

'I only joined because someone told me girls like men in uniform.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Well, actually, brother Eric, we do expect you to live like a monk!"

Shut Up

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

Stephen Harper on the Monastic life.

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'When I took the vow, I didn't even know what chastity meant.'

Monk with a crucifix pen.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Monk

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I keep thinking it's Sunday."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Drunk Monk - Out of Order

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Monk walking dog.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'