Monasticism Pillows

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

King George I

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Trappist talk show.

"I welcome the discussion."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Louis XIV

Cable Bill.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

The Queen Mother

A friar

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Thou Art Here.