Monastery Life Pillows

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Two friars ringing bells

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Holy monk.