Monastic Community Member Pillows

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I'd like to fall in love, but without - you know - the icky part."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

Two friars ringing bells

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

"I hear we went platinum."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.