Monastic Life Fan Gifts

Non Alcoholic Wine - Small Jug.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Cistercian 2000