Monastic Life Fan Pillows

Non Alcoholic Wine - Small Jug.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Dear Diary

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.

Cistercian 2000