Monastic Life Aficionado Prints

Trappist Monk Discord

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Dear Diary

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

A friar

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Rin Tin Zen.

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Holy monk.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Monk

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''