Monastic Life Follower T-Shirts

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Dear Diary

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Thou Art Here.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Rin Tin Zen.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Holy monk.