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'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Rin Tin Zen.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Holy monk.

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