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"Still growing it out?"

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

"Excuse me, could you tell me where the little girls' room is?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Joust Sharpener

TV jester.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Trappist Monk Discord

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

underwater knight

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Car joust.