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Trappist talk show.

"We always change it when it breaks"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

Monk and Nut Cracker

Drunk Monk - Out of Order

Just Hair Pieces

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

"Excuse me, could you tell me where the little girls' room is?"

"The soup's good. Not 'yummy' good, but enjoyed for the sake of a higher good."

Riverside Cottage