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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Trappist talk show.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Factominiums."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

A very in tents little girl.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."