Convent Dweller Prints

"I don't think this is my order...or even my species."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Trappist talk show.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Factominiums."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

A very in tents little girl.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I'm sorry to tell that your husband's coverage has expired.'

Balcony hot air balloon.

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Nun hammering with a crucifix

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.